GREEN ALliGATORS! HOT GAY GINGERS & PIZZA.
American Singer songwriter Matt Alber just took the meat Q&A.
On 15th August Matt will be playing a show at HOT AUGUST meat, ahead of our special RVT Hot August Fringe meat party.
Name: Matt Alber
Name five people you’d like to invite to dinner:
Ryan Gosling, Tilda Swinton, Imogen Heap, Louis C.K., and YOU sir. That would be a dinner party to remember.
If you could live to 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30 year old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you choose?
Oh I’d take the 30 year old body in a heartbeat. There are so many memories I’ve yet to make!
What colour is your bedroom?
I have a sky blue comforter and a green stuffed alligator.
If you could wake up tomorrow having gained one quality or ability, what would it be? Since I was nine, I have always wanted the ability to stop time. Just clap my hands and everyone else stops in their tracks. I’d have time to do everything on my lists and take secret photos of whomever I chose.
When did you last sing to yourself or to someone else?
I sang a new little melody into my phone while sitting in my car yesterday morning. I don’t want to forget it!
What is your most treasured possession?
An envelope of letters my brother has written to me over the years since he was 7.
If you could have a room full of one thing, what would it be?
Sexy beardy gay gingers of all shapes and sizes holding pizza and ice cream cones.
If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?
Dear Crystal Ball: Where is the love of my life and what is his address please?
Complete this sentence “I wish I had someone with whom I could share………”
“…the nineteen tons of love I have oozing from my pores.”
If you could give the world one piece of advice, what would it be?
Chill. The. Fuck. Out.
What is the best part of your body?
My right arm-pit.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I’d erase my mind’s ability to worry.
What would you attempt if you could not fail?
Dismantle and abolish the global sex-slave industry for all time.
What’s your number 1 turn on?
The sound of a man orgasming.
When did you last have sex?
Yesterday morning with my friend Steve and a young Scotsman named Torc.
What would constitute a perfect date for you?
Being whisked away on an overnight getaway to someplace beautiful by a guy who wasn’t sure if that would be too forward.
Have you ever been caught naked by someone?
Well, my mom walked in on me in jerking off in shower once. Awkward.
If the world froze for an afternoon and only you could move and no one else could see you or remember what you did, what would you do?
Uhm, see question number 4!
What single thing would improve the quality of your life?
Unlimited free flights to anywhere in the world.
Who would you like to play naked twister with?
This cute guy named Aaron I just met who plays the harp.